ENQUIRIES
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Please don’t hesitate to get in touch if you’d like to discuss a gig or even just to send in bassist jokes.

Band of Dads

enquiries@bandofdads.co.uk

What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?

A tattoo.

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the guitarist has to show him how to do it first.

Why couldn’t the bassist get through the front door?

He couldn’t find the key and didn’t know when to come in!

Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his band noticed?

What is a fretless bass good for?

About thirty yards if you use both hands.

What's the difference between a bass and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop up a bass.